French Toast - Revision history

Yknowlikenia: /* Trivia */

2023-02-18T19:48:48Z

Trivia

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	*French Toast responds to '''Michael'''. She does not respond to Mike, Mikey, Little Michael, or Mick.		*French Toast responds to '''Michael'''. She does not respond to Mike, Mikey, Little Michael, or Mick.
	*French Toast is outrageously spoiled, and you can see it clearly in her '''stupid little eyes.'''		*French Toast is outrageously spoiled, and you can see it clearly in her '''stupid little eyes.'''
	*French Toast trips ~~her owners~~ via scampering into the bathroom whenever the door to it opens. She has an obsessive relationship with '''bathtubs''', and will soon be entered into '''intense therapy''' against her own will.		*French Toast trips [[Nia]] often via scampering into the bathroom whenever the door to it opens. She has an obsessive relationship with '''bathtubs''', and will soon be entered into '''intense therapy''' against her own will.
	*French Toast has complicated feelings on the sounds of geese.		*French Toast has complicated feelings on the sounds of geese.

Yknowlikenia: /* Pictures */ Pictures.

2023-02-18T19:45:44Z

Pictures: Pictures.

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	==Pictures==		==Pictures==
	<gallery>		<gallery>
	File:~~Grainne~~-~~Camerasniff~~.jpg\|This ~~is not~~ French Toast.		File:Toastscarf.jpg\|alt=French Toast wearing a flower-pattern scarf.\|She destroyed this scarf two weeks after receiving it.
			File:Toastreach.jpg\|alt=French Toast, with her claws stuck in fabric.\|This happens every day.
			File:Toastsillywithit.png\|alt=French Toast, on a rug, surrounding by frivolous cat toys and with a string on her head. She has a look of undeniable hatred.\|Get a little '''silly with it.'''
	</gallery>		</gallery>

Yknowlikenia: Toast.

2023-02-18T19:42:09Z

Toast.

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[[Category:Pets]]
[[File:Toast Thumbs Up.png|alt=French Toast being held, and giving a thumbs up.|thumb|French Toast giving you a thumbs up. She loves you, and thinks you are "very cool" (her own words).]]
'''French Toast''', often referred to as '''Michael''', '''Girl''', '''Frenchie''', '''Pan Suwi''', or '''Sleepy Eyes''', is a cat belonging to 95 Degrees staff member [[Nia]]. She was born in 2018 and lives in [[wikipedia:Pittsburgh|Pittsburgh]].

Her breed is '''cat''', and her hobbies include '''drinking bathwater''', being carried like a baby, and '''chewing on wires'''.

Her total damage assessment so far is '''$62''' (including two proprietary audio cables, a charging cord, string lights, and a rug).

==Trivia==

*French Toast's name '''Sleepy Eyes''' comes from the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urWE2uUcbcs noisy song of the same name].
*French Toast responds to '''Michael'''. She does not respond to Mike, Mikey, Little Michael, or Mick.
*French Toast is outrageously spoiled, and you can see it clearly in her '''stupid little eyes.'''
*French Toast trips her owners via scampering into the bathroom whenever the door to it opens. She has an obsessive relationship with '''bathtubs''', and will soon be entered into '''intense therapy''' against her own will.
*French Toast has complicated feelings on the sounds of geese.

==Pictures==
<gallery>
File:Grainne-Camerasniff.jpg|This is not French Toast.
</gallery>