French Toast

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French Toast being held, and giving a thumbs up.
French Toast giving you a thumbs up. She loves you, and thinks you are "very cool" (her own words).

French Toast, often referred to as Michael, Girl, Frenchie, Pan Suwi, or Sleepy Eyes, is a cat belonging to 95 Degrees staff member Nia. She was born in 2018 and lives in Pittsburgh.

Her breed is cat, and her hobbies include drinking bathwater, being carried like a baby, and chewing on wires.

Her total damage assessment so far is $62 (including two proprietary audio cables, a charging cord, string lights, and a rug).

Trivia

  • French Toast's name Sleepy Eyes comes from the noisy song of the same name.
  • French Toast responds to Michael. She does not respond to Mike, Mikey, Little Michael, or Mick.
  • French Toast is outrageously spoiled, and you can see it clearly in her stupid little eyes.
  • French Toast trips Nia often via scampering into the bathroom whenever the door to it opens. She has an obsessive relationship with bathtubs, and will soon be entered into intense therapy against her own will.
  • French Toast has complicated feelings on the sounds of geese.

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